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Thanks to 3 late people, i was "nominated" to go get dinner for everyone at audible hearts yesterday....

orders I received
1. Shao rou shao ji ji xiong rou extra large
2. Xiao wan mian mee kia no intestine chili abit
3. 2 popiah no chili
4. Yupian milk
5. Yupian fried no milk

In the process of the 5 min walk from hpb to sgh kopitiam, I strategically planned the sequence in which I shall buy the food...

I decided to start with order number 1 so as to prevent lugging around of 3 packs of soupy stuff...

I approached the stall, whip out my iPhone, and read the order out word for word...

(Kenneth Ler is a super glutton... and I feel so paiseh placing such a greedy order since I m so not a greedy person)

I look up from my iphone and I was met with smiles from the stall's aunty. You know the kind of laugh-at-you smile. And I tot it was due to the ridiculous order...

Aunty says: "Zhe li bu mai shao rou, zhi mai ya fan! "

I was lyk huh??

Cos my brain somehow don't register spoken Chinese anymore... (esp after sec 4)

So I proceeded to repeat the ridiculously long order

"Shao rou shao ji ji xiong rou extra large"

And the aunty repeated what she said...

And I finally got wad she meant -_-

I took a step back look up at stall sign and realised I was indeed at duck rice stall... omg so malu

Moving on to the next order, I went to the right stall and whip out my iPhone n read the order:

"Xiao wan mian mee kia no intestine chili abit"

The uncle was like
"what tine???"

I said:
"no intestine"

Uncle point to his bowl of raw liver and say
" don't want liver isit? Zhe li mei you what-tine..."

I was like okay crap he don't have intestine in any of his ingredient bowls so I figured that yockie placed her order wrongly resulting in my malu-ness ):

Throughout the whole process of cooking the noodle, the uncle kept laughing away and repeating "what-tine?"

So as soon as it food wad ready, I quickly took it and left...

Moving on to the next order...
I was collecting my popiah order (that went rather well) when i noticed the noodle shop uncle frantically waving in my direction...

" ni de mian!! Ni de mian mei na"

Huh I thought I collect already?
But how come he really seems to be calling me??

Everyone was lyk looking at me so I decided to walk over to the shop...

Turned out I took the soup without the mee...

Another reason for the uncle to laugh ):

Thankfully the yu pian mi fen orders were not as problematic as the rest...phew...

Hopefully I won't need to get dinner for everyone in near future (:
spare myself some malu-ness haha... (:

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